The Flea and The Man

A man was very angry at a Flea. He had finally caught him and said, "Who do you think you are? Why do you have to bite me and be so hard to catch?”
The Flea replied, "Hey, please don't hurt me. I really can't do much damage."
The man, laughing, replied, "I'm still going to kill you because you made me mad."

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